If you had told us even a year ago that Megyn Kelly, a vocal Fox News figurehead, would attempt to abandon politics and start her own talk show, we probably wouldn’t have believed it. Since 2017 has been one shitshow of a year though, literally anything is possible and nothing is surprising anymore. …actually, that’s […]
King Bach. Terry Crews. Method Man. Logan Paul. Kat Graham. Put them all together and what do you get (aside from an extremely random group of people)? Straight money. More specifically, a movie called “Where’s The Money”! As if this star-studded cast wasn’t enough to get your insides quivering, Math Club landed a ton of songs […]
If you said Mickey Mouse, you’d only be half right! Remember when Ryan Gosling, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake were all in the original Mickey Mouse Club at the same time in the 90’s? Okay, now take the star power and charisma from these former Mouseketeers and put them into 8 kids in […]
You know, we should’ve seen this coming. It was only a matter of time before someone capitalized on the ubiquitousness of Emojis and turned it into a…something. Fortunately for everyone involved, The Emoji Movie actually looks pretty damn okay! It’s got the animation/vibes of Sausage Party which is cool – fingers crossed that it’s equally as crass […]
We were vague a few months ago about our level of involvement in the new Netflix show Friends From College – had to keep things under wraps until we were 100% positive on the exciting news. Well guess what? Okay, don’t guess – we just got our very first First Period History placement in the […]
You ready for the saddest dog movie since Old Yeller? Don’t worry, the dog doesn’t die in this movie, but a lot of other people do. Based on a true story, Megan Leavey follows the titular character (played by Kate Mara) and her K-9 companion Rex through the trials and tribulations of surviving a freaking […]
We’ve all had rough nights. You drink too much and end up postmates-ing way too much Taco Bell; you get dumped and eat all the Totino’s pizza rolls you can find in your freezer until you cry your sad greasy self to sleep; your friend calls you to pick her up in skid row after […]
You ever think about that last lottery ticket you threw away? What if you didn’t check it carefully enough, and it was actually the winning ticket? Literally a nightmare – I curdle inside just thinking about it. It’s a small chance, but it could happen, and that’s the kind of stuff that keeps me up […]
I remember the first time my mom found my diary. I’ll never forget the blind fury in her eyes when she learned that I shared a handle of Jim Bean with a buddy in the back of her truck when I was a freshman in high school, or when she discovered that my sister’s pet […]
Alright class, sit down and listen up – we’ve got a very important lesson for you today. We’ll start off with a pop quiz; here’s a couple questions for you: where can you find Golden Era hip-hop artists like Sadat X, Grand Puba, and Chubb Rock on the same record? Alright, next question: where can […]