We were vague a few months ago about our level of involvement in the new Netflix show Friends From College – had to keep things under wraps until we were 100% positive on the exciting news. Well guess what? Okay, don’t guess – we just got our very first First Period History placement in the […]
You ready for the saddest dog movie since Old Yeller? Don’t worry, the dog doesn’t die in this movie, but a lot of other people do. Based on a true story, Megan Leavey follows the titular character (played by Kate Mara) and her K-9 companion Rex through the trials and tribulations of surviving a freaking […]
We’ve all had rough nights. You drink too much and end up postmates-ing way too much Taco Bell; you get dumped and eat all the Totino’s pizza rolls you can find in your freezer until you cry your sad greasy self to sleep; your friend calls you to pick her up in skid row after […]
You ever think about that last lottery ticket you threw away? What if you didn’t check it carefully enough, and it was actually the winning ticket? Literally a nightmare – I curdle inside just thinking about it. It’s a small chance, but it could happen, and that’s the kind of stuff that keeps me up […]
I remember the first time my mom found my diary. I’ll never forget the blind fury in her eyes when she learned that I shared a handle of Jim Bean with a buddy in the back of her truck when I was a freshman in high school, or when she discovered that my sister’s pet […]
Alright class, sit down and listen up – we’ve got a very important lesson for you today. We’ll start off with a pop quiz; here’s a couple questions for you: where can you find Golden Era hip-hop artists like Sadat X, Grand Puba, and Chubb Rock on the same record? Alright, next question: where can […]
You know what’s weird? Old college friends you haven’t talked to in years. It’s like, yeah, you see their vacation pics from Cancun on Facebook from time to time, but you never talk even though you have this really long history of ripping beer bongs together in Delta Gamma’s sorority bathroom. Man, those were the […]
Here’s a riddle: what’s hotter than David Hasselhoff running down a beach shirtless in slow-mo? Answer: The Rock and Zac Efron running down a beach shirtless in slow-mo! Make sure your wives/girlfriends/Tinderellas don’t see this one, otherwise they’ll be asking the question all men hate hearing: “Why aren’t your pecs as bulging and oiled as […]
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh BATMAN! You know something – it was harder to make Batman cooler than he already is. Crime-fighting playboy millionaire with a million gadgets, a sick-ass Bat Cave, and the jaw of a Greek god,? *swoon* Oh, but they found a way to make him cooler. They made him…wait for it…Lego! Which is automatically […]
Goooood morning, America! Hope you’re feeling bright and shiny, cause you know we are! Why, you ask? Well, we’ll tell you: Dancing With The Stars paid a little visit to Good Morning America yesterday and performed a dance routine to our very own Leo Soul’s “Clap Your Hands”! They don’t mention him by name, but […]