You ever think about that last lottery ticket you threw away? What if you didn’t check it carefully enough, and it was actually the winning ticket? Literally a nightmare – I curdle inside just thinking about it. It’s a small chance, but it could happen, and that’s the kind of stuff that keeps me up […]
I remember the first time my mom found my diary. I’ll never forget the blind fury in her eyes when she learned that I shared a handle of Jim Bean with a buddy in the back of her truck when I was a freshman in high school, or when she discovered that my sister’s pet […]
Alright class, sit down and listen up – we’ve got a very important lesson for you today. We’ll start off with a pop quiz; here’s a couple questions for you: where can you find Golden Era hip-hop artists like Sadat X, Grand Puba, and Chubb Rock on the same record? Alright, next question: where can […]
You know what’s weird? Old college friends you haven’t talked to in years. It’s like, yeah, you see their vacation pics from Cancun on Facebook from time to time, but you never talk even though you have this really long history of ripping beer bongs together in Delta Gamma’s sorority bathroom. Man, those were the […]
Here’s a riddle: what’s hotter than David Hasselhoff running down a beach shirtless in slow-mo? Answer: The Rock and Zac Efron running down a beach shirtless in slow-mo! Make sure your wives/girlfriends/Tinderellas don’t see this one, otherwise they’ll be asking the question all men hate hearing: “Why aren’t your pecs as bulging and oiled as […]
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh BATMAN! You know something – it was harder to make Batman cooler than he already is. Crime-fighting playboy millionaire with a million gadgets, a sick-ass Bat Cave, and the jaw of a Greek god,? *swoon* Oh, but they found a way to make him cooler. They made him…wait for it…Lego! Which is automatically […]
Goooood morning, America! Hope you’re feeling bright and shiny, cause you know we are! Why, you ask? Well, we’ll tell you: Dancing With The Stars paid a little visit to Good Morning America yesterday and performed a dance routine to our very own Leo Soul’s “Clap Your Hands”! They don’t mention him by name, but […]
Boy oh boy, the day we thought we’d see a whole choreography to one of our songs would’ve been the day we…well, wait, I guess a Cinderella Story 4 did that first. Okay, how about this – the day we thought we’d see a whole choreography to one of our songs on NETWORK TELEVISION would’ve […]
Wowza, can’t believe it’s actually happening – A Cinderella Story 4: If The Shoe Fits is almost here! After months and months of writing, recording, and revisions, we’re close to the finish line! Woooo! So close, in fact, that it happens to be the talk of Entertainment Weekly! No biggie or anything. Check out the […]
There’s no such thing as a bad mom. Actually, there was no such thing as a bad mom, but then Mila Kunas had to star in a movie about being a bad mom, which will inevitably serve as the catalyst for the Great Mom Collapse of 2016. Calling it now folks, this’ll be in history […]