Now Watch Me Wimp

I remember the first time my mom found my diary. I’ll never forget the blind fury in her eyes when she learned that I shared a handle of Jim Bean with a buddy in the back of her truck when I was a freshman in high school, or when she discovered that my sister’s pet hamster didn’t, in fact, get eaten by the cat, but rather accidentally squashed by a stoned 16-year-old on the way to the kitchen for a midnight snack, and then subsequently flushed down the toilet. Was I a wimpy kid? Check. Did I have a diary? Check. You know, this reminds me of something…

OH YEAH! I remember now! If you’ve ever wanted to be as invasive and disrespectful of privacy as my mom, check out Diary of a Wimpy Kid 4 in theaters next week – you might just hear two custom songs we made for the soon-to-be spring blockbuster. Watch the trailer below!