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I Think, Therefore I Ham

If you didn’t know by now, we’re deep in the superhero game. It should come as no surprise that the new Spider-Man movie, Into The Spider-Verse, wanted us to do a cover of the Spider-Man theme song, but replacing everything with “Spider-HAM” and making everything a pig/pork/bacon pun. …okay, it’s a little surprising. But you know […]

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Flori-DUH!

Florida is a crazy place. There’s literally an entire meme subculture dedicated to Florida Man, which is a catch-all for every insane news story that spawns from the Sunshine State. It’s no surprise, then, that we’d be part of that insanity! We’re making a ton (and we mean a ton) of dope-ass hip hop tracks […]

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Sup, Fam

One kid is a lot to deal with. I mean, I don’t have kids yet, but I’ve seen the look on my friends’ eyes after the weeks of sleepless nights and unlimited diaper changes and I’m not here for it. Now, imagine going into an adoption agency wanting to bring in a new member of […]

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Swish Swish, Crazy Rich

When you hear a movie called Crazy Rich Asians, what would you guess the movie’s about? You wouldn’t be faulted for thinking it’s probably something Hangover-esque, involving a plethora of drunken casino scenes and a guest appearance by Ken Jeong at some point, right? Actually…you’d be half right! Ken Jeong is definitely part of CRA, but the movie is less […]

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Ozark’s…So Dark

Sorry for the awful pun in the title, but it couldn’t be more true – no show in recent years has simultaneously captivated and repulsed people by its grit and unflinching depictions of violence and drugs since Breaking Bad. Jason Bateman absolutely crushes his role as a financial planner-turned-drug launderer, and the supporting cast is some […]

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Don’t Fear The Creeper

Do zombies freak you out? I guess it kinda depends on which ones we’re talking about, huh? Like, Frankenstein (who is, without question, categorically a zombie) just kinda walks slowly with his arms outstretched, but the 28 Days Later zombies are probably the worst-case scenario for any survivors in a post-apocalyptic alternate universe. The ones in […]

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A Tender Hand for Slenderman

I remember first stumbling upon the legend of Slenderman late at night a few years ago on a creepy forum online. There was a ton of photo evidence to back up its existence, and the personal accounts of dozens of people made it seem super authentic – totally freaky. It was only a matter of time […]

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We Make The Party Pop

Spin Master done did it again! They’re on top of the world right now – their toys are so innovative and crazy fun that they’re basically the Willy Wonka of toy companies. Untouchable! Toys that hatch out of eggs and play with you?! Drones for children?! Man, kids these days are spoiled. This time around, they’ve […]

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Livin’ Adidas Loca

We runnin’ this s***! …no, not THAT “s”-word! Shoe. Get your mind out of the gutter! Adidas Running’s new ad campaign with Parley is all about saving the ocean, one kilometer at a time. We’re very on board with that, especially since they used one of our songs for their latest commercial!! Forgot that we’re the greatest? […]

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Take A Peek: The Week Of

I have a long, complicated relationship with Adam Sandler. His standup is amazing, and every time I get to catch him live it’s the best show ever – he’s a total genius on stage. Outside standup, he can can be a little…interesting (but if you talk shit about Eight Crazy Nights we’re gonna have a problem). That’s […]

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